I want my computer to apologize to me every time it gives me a captcha and I solve it.
I just feel insulted every time I'm asked to validate my identity as human.
I've also had one that read: MY F4G once. I saved it, but I can't find it.
I am impatient, I know...
Today, I found some old songs I used to Love. Among them, a 90s masterpiece:
Remember 'Teenage Dirtbag'?
Last time I heard this song was when I was walking over to a friend's house, and I heard it wafting through the air. A bunch of guys were drinking beers around a minivan. And I yearned to run over there and sing it with them. Instead I just quietly remembered how it felt to be back in the 90s.
Wish Jason Biggs had a crush on ME!